I asked One of the Kids to buy Her in Doors an Xmas present and I nearly choked when I had to give Her £155 for a tub of this stuff. Anyhow, I read the label and it said it got rid of wrinkles in 24 Hours, I dont want to waste time typing why I got to this stage but I thought I'd dip my Genitals in the Cream as a sort of experiment to see what come about. When I awoke through an Alcoholic haze this Morning and went to the Toilet I had forgotten about the cream and the top of my Penis nearly exploded whilst trying to have a piss, my foreskin had shrunk like a cheap T-shirt leaving the eye hole the size of a needle. Looking down, I was confronted with with the sight of my nutsack looking like the chin of a shagging Frigate Bird.
These Creams should be banned and People told that they shouldnt rub them on their Genitals . :drink:
These Creams should be banned and People told that they shouldnt rub them on their Genitals . :drink: